Goth boy: Wanna see the King of Pop on a slice of toast?
California College of the Arts
Overheard by: crafty biotech
Filed under: CCA
June 9, 2008
He’s Like the Opposite of Toast
It Works At Any Girl’s School, Actually
Chick: Every time I walk up behind a fat chick at Mills…I start singing in my head, “HEY BIG WOMAN YOU MADE A BAD BOY OUT OF ME. OH WON’T YOU TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT…FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN WORLD GO ROUND.”
Mills College
Filed under: Mills
Maybe if You Hum a Few Bars
Prof: Now we move on to Freud’s Oedipus complex. You all remember Shakespeare, right?
Iona College
Filed under: Iona
June 4, 2008
They’re BETTER Than Okay
Girl #1: I’m totally not drinking tonight or smoking.
Girl #2: Why not?
Girl #1: I’m sick and my lungs feel like I’m going to collapse.
Girl #3: Yeah, she’s snorting that vicodin instead.
Girl #1: Do you think it’ll be bad to do that?
Girl #2: I mean I don’t think snorting anything is good for you.
Girl #1: I know, I mean cocaine addicts snort coke when they are sick and they are okay.
Bard College
Filed under: Bard
In AA They Do
Girl on cell: Do you think it’s suspicious that I just bought five bottles of cranberry juice? People drink cranberry juice without vodka all the time…right?
Northwestern University
Overheard by: madn
Filed under: Northwestern
Square Pegs Lives
Girl #1: What goes into 42? Does 8 go into 42?
Girl #2: 7?
Girl #1: How does 7 go into 42? Ugh! Does 9?
Scripps College
Filed under: Scripps
